Showing posts with label misc.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label misc.. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Details

I just finished a big work project that also happens to commemorate the end of the organization's fiscal year. It happens every year, but it's always a big undertaking. As you wrap up a year, there's always time for reflection and lessons learned. In finishing this big project, the satisfaction I usually feel has not rolled over me quite yet. This is partially due to all the work still to be done in the last few days of this year, but it's also because I was able to accomplish so much, but none of it with out mistakes.

I mentioned in a previous post that I started a Procrastination Shawl 'just because', even while I have an ever-growing gift pile that needs attention. It knitted up quickly at first, but has since stayed the same size.

Before: When I cared about presenting you with a quality blog

After: when I did not care what your precious little sensibilities might make of my
horrible cell phone camera

Not because I haven't been working on it, but because I've had to rip out rows more than once due to lost counts, dropped stitches and even forgetting which side was the Right Side and the Wrong Side. Interestingly, this hasn't bothered me very much - probably because the yarn I'm using is cheap and ugly and the pattern is interesting to me but not something I fell in love with ages ago. I'm just enjoying the process and learning new skills along the way. This is known as "process knitting", a simple concept I heard about on an old episode of the KnitPicks podcast. You're knitting to knit and not for a result. This type of approach has taught me more than I can say and has really helped me not only learn from my mistakes but also freed me from constantly beating myself to death over every problem. I think I'm going to apply this a new approach to my workload and see if it helps me avoid mistakes and ultimately overcome them. I'm going to try to enjoy work for the sake of being busy. I'll let you know how that works out for me - if I even remember typing this in the morning.

In other news, the year-end project had it's perks. Yummy hors d'oeuvres and a gift - new plastic cup with straw! It may not be my beloved Tervis Tumbler, but it's a close second, pal.
Cup shown in foreground. Dog included for scale.

This post is brought to you by: an ill-advised late night stop at the Rock n' Roll McDonald's for a large Diet Coke.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

The best... around!



I think we all need a little Karate Kid theme music to get us through this week. Seeing the sun this morning made me feel like spring will eventually come and I'll just need to do a couple of high kicks to sail on into the weekend.

In other news, I'm going a little over-board in the arts and farts and crafts department. I'm in the middle of the aforementioned cardigan project and it's taking freaking forever. Therefore, I'm picking out a few quick hits so I can actually finish something for once. What's the fastest thing over? Baby booties, of course. Tiny feet, little work. I can deal with that. The inspiration for the next project came from the site Ravelry.com, which is basically Facebook for knit and crocheters. SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

Mmmbut seriously, folks. Just look at these. Look at them:
Via a fellow Ravelry member's (northpoll) photo stream

Wooden apple button. I don't care who you are, that's fucking adorable. A. dorable. The fuzziness comes from a process called "felting" which will be a new skill for me if all goes well. If not, no harm done, for it will be a minimal loss of resources.

Friday, February 5, 2010

The Tough Questions

Google has your back

Off the top of my head...

#1) Because all fetuses are female until the XY chromosome develops
#2) Refracted light
#3) Green Jello or it is the day after St. Patrick's Day
#4) Because racists have ultra-sensitive hearing from decades of inbreeding
#5) Tyler Perry will let you know when he's good an ready, sir
#6) The Treaty of Saskatchewan, 1775
#7) Because they are animals and you fed him table scraps, dumbass
#8) BRAS, grandma.
#9) The better to guard the gates of hell with
#10) Clever. You're too funny for words! GO OUTSIDE.


They don't call me McGoogle for nothing!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Immaturity Alert

Poor Andy! You don't have to struggle any more - just tell already. TELL US!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

I give up!

This is the earliest known painting by Michelangelo. It's called the Torment of St. Anthony and he painted it when he was THIRTEEN YEARS OLD!

Just another reason to feel like I'll never accomplish anything. Happy Thursday!

via BoingBoing

Oh, heeeey...

It's been a huge long time. I have been contributing to another "project" (which makes me sound like a pretentious a-hole. totally intentional) and just haven't made the time.

That being said, I recieved an amazing haiku from a friend about Rick Bayless that just needed to be shared with the three of you:

Rick Bayless, a haiku:
petite nerdy man
likes to wear pink and purple
i can support that
I can also support that he's a fellow anthropology nerd. Even the fact that he wears chokers doesn't phase me!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Earworm

From the people/geniuses that brought you Auto-Tune the News is this video they made earlier this year from Winston Churchill's Great Declaration.

Lift up your hearts people, because defying totalitarianism and hatred has never been so danceable!



I can't stop listening to this or singing this to myself. Clearly, the weekend was not long enough...

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Hi, reader

Hi, friends. It's been a while, but just believe me that it's been a crazy few months with work and dog owning and volunteer commitments and - probably most importantly - no project runway or major political races. Therefore, I have not made time for blogging as of late and I really do miss it.

I know my two readers are dying to hear my thoughts on every subject, so I will strive to get back on track. Next week starts a new diet, so I'll need a new hobby outside of food. I pick blogging, so thank your lucky stars! You'll hear more from me soon!

And now, here are songs that have been in my head inexplicably since I woke up this morning:








(Yeah, I know... quite the combo)

Monday, April 27, 2009

Submitted without comment



Thanks" (I guess?) to M.S-S

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Inside all of us...

is poop! (as presented by Spike Jonez)




As I have stated many times in my life, bathroom humor will make me laugh every single time. I don't really care what that says about me, I just know that I can count on it.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Ad Men

I was listening to a really interesting Diane Rehm Show podcast yesterday about Barbie celebrating 50 years. It really made reflect on how I was totally influenced by advertising as a kid. I was that that kid that was really disappointed when I had non-Jello brand pudding pops. I received a doll for a gift that was Barbie's size but not actually Barbie... and I noticed right away. During this reflection, I congratulated myself for overcoming that indoctrination and being a really savy, cool consumer now.

Mmmbut then I saw this ad for T-mobile this morning:



And it got me. Hook, line, sinker... I just think this looks like a blast. I love all of the non dancers stuck in the choreography and how much fun they're having. So, way to go marketers... I just can't get away from you.

(via Andrew Sullivan)

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Very Best Thing of All

I woke up with this song in my head and since misery loves company....





ROARIN'good fun!
(See what they did there?!)

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Diet Coke: A Haiku

Your effervescent
Joy erodes my health each day
Vile habit - my love!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Snooze

Sorry, gang. I know how much you love my insightful video posts every four days or so, but I've been going through a serious creative blank! I'm reduced to leaving long-winded comments on other people's smart, thoughtful commentary.

I'm pleased to announce that after last night's No Reservations: Chicago, I can continue to love Anthony Bourdain and everything that he is associated with. I have to say that I was nervous that we were going to be at odds (if anyone has seen the painful Romania episode, they'll know what I'm talking about), but happily we agree. This city is amazing, endless and the greatest place to live.

That being said: YOU BETTER LOOK OUT, PETER S!



HOW DARE YOU F*CK WITH THE BEAN!!!!


We're coming for you.... right after this sandwich...

Monday, February 2, 2009

Brain too tired for a good blog post

So, instead, I'm going to post some possible brown boot candidates!

I Like:

May by LAUREN Ralph Lauren at Zappos.comMay



I Like:

Alivia by Romantic Soles at Zappos.comAlivia


I Like:


by NicoleZappos.com - Powered by Service

Feh. Kind of a bad Zappos day...

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Top Chef vs. Douches

Last nights episode featured a scorecard using the same header of this post, and I just had to use it. I think I speak for everyone when I say that Chef Dil(i)do Beach Club needs to cheer up! He was so, so depressed for that whole episode. I was seriously concerned that when he Packed His Knives to Go he would impale himself.

On an unrelated note, remember that video The Landlord with Will Ferrell and the little girl? I stumbled on this video about how they made it. I don't know why, but it struck me as really, really funny.


DILIDO BEACH CLUB LOOKS LIKE DILDO BEACH CLUB! Ok, I won't bring it up again.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

You know... I complain alot on this blog because I care. I care about the world and our country and other people. However, I just want to ride on this national high for just a few days more and then return to my normal skepticism and ragging on our country's leadership.

Will B.H. Obama keep all of his promises and make us all better? No one really, truly thinks so. But for the next few days, I'm going to keep pretending like he will and give my poor nerves a break!

Let's proceed with the shameless happiness and


Dance


Dance


Dance


Dance


What? You BETTER not have a problem with Phil Collins!

Monday, December 15, 2008

It's happened

I'm that person. A dog lady who only thinks and talks about dogs. Today's video post is therefore no exception!



Is it just me, or is this thing oddly artistic?

Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Greatest Singer in THA WORLD

This video make an interesting hypothesis and has a supporting argument... but I'm still n not buying it.

Friday, November 14, 2008