Of.
All.
Time.
I love me some drag queens. Direct quote from alex's mom last evening: "Does it have to be so... gay?!"
YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT! Monrovia Staples- Soliloquy totally agreed:
me: A dream come true!
M. S-S: i mean really
me: My favorite challenge thus far
M. S-S: best project runway episode ever, possibly at least since season 2
me: In the history of the show
LOVED it
Although, some of those ladies were a mess!
M. S-S: you know what killed me? seeing the queens as normal looking dudes
What is going ON right now!?!M. S-S: definitely
me: Not to repeat myself
But I love me some terri
M. S-S: i love her too she's great and her outfit was pretty spectacular
Ka-BOO-kiTotally. It was perfect for her lady
Her GIANT lady
M. S-S: 7 foot tall drag queen
i want to adopt one
me: Me too
I will say, while I'm not a Joe person
He really worked thay jumpsuit out
It was the fit that did it
Ann Margret bulked up!me: Ouch! I thought it was really fitting for the Drag Queen
And since it wasn't made of human skin... I didn't make that connection
M. S-S: heh i just thought it was a leeeeeeetle scary
is all i'm saying i did like it
but not as much as joe's
me: Major sidenote:
As a child, I was TERRIFIED of Geisha women
I had a Kid Songs sing along tape with accompanying book of words/ festive photos
And Sa-ku-ra freaked my shit out because of the dancing Geisha in the book
So, I see what you're saying
Sa-ku-RAAAAAAAAAAAA!M. S-S: haaaaaa i love sa-ku-ra
i can play it on the saxophone
me: I thought they were ghosts
And instead of saying "boo" they say sa-ku-ra
And throw cherry blossoms at you
Shiiiiiver
I'm actually over it now
I have transfered that fear to Clowns, like any normal adult
M. S-S: that's hilarious
me: Aaaaanyway, Joe did a great job
It was so ... Funny!
It made me laugh
It was the little hat
M. S-S: it helped his drag queen was awesome
me: Detachable bangs!!!
And the "candy belt"
M. S-S: and the anchor accessories i'm guessing those didn't come from the bluefly accessories wall...
me: Yeeeah, the l'oreal room clearly was not the only make up session for the ladies
Like they would trust anyone but themselves
This whole show made me so happy
M. S-S: word - i know
Me: Red sequence!
7 foot lady man!
Daniel's gone!!!!1!!
M. S-S: i really liked korto's by the way with the crazy fire collar
Proud Mary, keep on burnin'!It looked like it would take days
And Chris was loving it
M. S-S: i knew daniel was gone
me: Me, too
M. S-S: and he didn't listen to tim
as soon as tim identified issues with his outfit
ALWAYS listen to tim
me: But keith's was awful
Keif: Why you do dat?me: It was one sad-assed chicken
I kept expeting Daniel to scream at the judges "THIS IS NOT ART, DAMN YOU!"
M. S-S: he's so...sweaty
and nervous
and squirmy
me: And greasy
M. S-S: keith, on the other hand, is hot
minus the rattail
so i cannot argue with the decision to keep keith around thanks, judges!
me: His hotness is fading for me
His one noteiness diminishes the good-looks
M. S-S: enough with the fringe, dude
me: The more lame his fashion gets, the bigger that former mormon rat-tail looks
Yeah, let's see movement from something else besides fabic tatters
Liiike, oh, draping or something
M. S-S: draping! the return of rami
also -- the wookie thing cracked me up
me: Drapes by Rami!
M. S-S: i still don't like blayne but he and jerrell have grown on me
me: Yes, Jerrell was on fire last night
I loved when he started called Suede's Drag Queen "lettuce head"
Lettuce entertain you... do the cabbage patch!me: That grandfather hallucination?
M. S-S: my dead grandfather told me to make lettuce gloves!
o.
k.
me: I was cracking up
And the b-roll footage of him just staring off in the work room
Suede hearts shrooms
M. S-S: his voice is strange to me his inflection sounds like a prim southern lady
me: He's like 35 going on 3
I have blue hair and you have green hair. You be my model now?
M. S-S: i dug his model
although she was right, it was a little godzilla
me: I loved lettucehead!
Her runway walk was like shuffle off the buffalo
M. S-S: how about the pterydactol?
ps -- i want to go to gay jurassic park
It's Triacciclicous?But droopy wings reminds me that the lady has a penis
And I don't want that
M. S-S: I liked it! And I really liked Leanne's
me: I think blayne's asthetic pairs perfectly for this challenge
which... I guess really doesn't say much for him in the grad scheme of fashion
but at least he can have a day job
Leanne's was awesome
It is the distant future: the year 2000.
M. S-S: she's growing on me
me: Once again, she reminds me of Diana
with the asthetic
but she's a much better sewer
M. S-S: definitely similar to diana and i agree she's better
me: also: nice call on the barfolicious
M. S-S: i found her etsy shop at one point
me: I liked Jerrell's colors
but not the dress
M. S-S: same here
the dress was too long
i liked kenleys
me: it was good but the zipper looked like shit
M. S-S: true
stella's was ok
me: it wasn't really right for the lady
M. S-S: the color combo reminded me of the ruffly coat jillian and victoria made last season
me:Um, also-
RuPaul looked BAAAAAAD
Can I get a little effort, Ru Ru?M. S-S: what was UP with that wig?
for shame
me: SO BAD, right?!
S/He is so much better than that
Friz-ez much?
M. S-S: rupaul was not taking any shit, though
did the dingo eat your baby, too?
haaaaaaa
me: I love the term "candy belt"
thanks, RuPaul
I really thought Daniel was going to lose his mind
it was SO squirmy
M. S-S: i'm so glad he's gone
me: god, me too.
"what are the Olympics?"
"they don't have drag queens at boarding school"
"sniffle"
M. S-S: "here, i made a cocktail dress. it may be ugly but it's very high end"
hey, daniel - do me a solid and shut up
me: my taste is IMPECCABLE, lady, what are you even talking about?!
M. S-S: get off my tv and take a shower
ok, i gotta run
but hooray for drag queens!
me: thanks for the blog fodder!
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