Item 1) Michael Ian Black has written a children's book. For real.
Item 2) It is about butts.
Item 3) He reads it out loud in a chicken suit here. Enjoy!
Also, via The Moderate Voice, The GOP revealed their brilliant budget plan yesterday which was 15 pages with no projections, an even bigger tax cut for the wealthy than the Bush tax cuts and off shore drilling. Rather than linking out to this work of genius, the GOP strategy can be summed up via the following: