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Thursday, February 11, 2010
Friday, February 5, 2010
The Tough Questions
Google has your back
Off the top of my head...
#1) Because all fetuses are female until the XY chromosome develops
#2) Refracted light
#3) Green Jello or it is the day after St. Patrick's Day
#4) Because racists have ultra-sensitive hearing from decades of inbreeding
#5) Tyler Perry will let you know when he's good an ready, sir
#6) The Treaty of Saskatchewan, 1775
#7) Because they are animals and you fed him table scraps, dumbass
#8) BRAS, grandma.
#9) The better to guard the gates of hell with
#10) Clever. You're too funny for words! GO OUTSIDE.
They don't call me McGoogle for nothing!
Off the top of my head...#1) Because all fetuses are female until the XY chromosome develops
#2) Refracted light
#3) Green Jello or it is the day after St. Patrick's Day
#4) Because racists have ultra-sensitive hearing from decades of inbreeding
#5) Tyler Perry will let you know when he's good an ready, sir
#6) The Treaty of Saskatchewan, 1775
#7) Because they are animals and you fed him table scraps, dumbass
#8) BRAS, grandma.
#9) The better to guard the gates of hell with
#10) Clever. You're too funny for words! GO OUTSIDE.
They don't call me McGoogle for nothing!
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Don't Watch Lost? Didn't Catch Lost? Don't Read This.
Spoilers?
** I made a pact with a dear friend of mine who promised she would watch The West Wing if I would start watching Lost again. I need to coordinate my thoughts, so I'm using this web space I have let go to the proverbial weeds to regroup. **
What did I learn?
- Locke is not Locke but is a physical manifestation of The Smoke Monster which is the non-corporal form of The Man In Black.
- The Temple has healing water.
- The healing water is broken? Or diluted somehow? When Sanada cut his and and dipped it in the water - it did not magically heal right away. This is probably because Jacob is "dead" (which I still don't buy 100%).
- The Smoke Monster has an ash aversion.
- There are two stories playing out, one where everything is reset and one where they're still stuck on the island in Present Day.
- The issue of fate is coming up again in the "back on O815" story. Things that happened to people on the island are still happening to the passengers. The Marshall still got hit in the same spot on his head - it was just by Kate in the bathroom this time. Jack still can't find his dad's body. Charlie says that Jack "should have let him die". Maybe it is all supposed to happen?
Did you notice?
- The hourglass at the Magic Water had light and dark sand in it?!?
- I bet the hourglass is 1 minute and eight seconds... or not.
- I'm bad at picking up subtle things in this show.
New Questions:
- The Man in the Dark Shirt can only be one dead person at a time, right?
- Since Sayid got up from the mat in his own body, does that mean that the water has to kill you to heal you?
- What is the water? Is it water? What does it do?
- Does Dark Shirt have an army? Or are the Temple People just fighting him as The Smoke Monster?
- Are the temple people a mixture of The Others (who had to hide there on Ben's orders) and other people that already lived there?
- Is the "back on the O815" story happening simultaneously or is it another time travel thing that plays out beforeafter the temple shenanigans?
Old Questions:
- Is there a reason that they buried so many 'stunned people' alive early on in the show? Can they be reanimated somehow?
- What's the name of the Man in the Dark Shirt?
- What is Jacob and the Man in the Dark Shirt?
- Why is is there so much Egyptian iconography? Did the island start out in the Nile?
- What's up with Team Ilana?
- Why does the island kill pregnant women? Is it because of the electromagnetism?
- Why doesn't Richard age?
- How did Richard et. al. get on the island?
- Does Ben have any redeaming qualities? Is he just a pawn?
- What do The Numbers mean?
- Why did Jacob have to touch the certain Losties at different parts of their lives?
- Is Locke perma- dead?
- Is there more significance to Ann Arbor where Dharma seems to have an HQ station?
- CLAIRE WHERE ARE YOU?
Theories at this point:
Paradise Lost plays into this some how. The title "Lost" really doesn't make sense for the show since they really haven't been lost so much as 'brought' to the island. Also the whole Light/Dark thing and the people buried in the caves with the light stone and the dark stone.
Upgrade/Downgrade:
Locke: DOWNGRADE. You're not even Locke - you're possessed with the dark side! o815 Locke was the Locke I knew and loved, but still, you can't recover from being the face of evil at the start of a season.
Hurley: UPGRADE. He's pulling himself together in Back on the Island World. He still gets freaked out, but is able to regroup much faster when visited by a spirit no one else can see.
Sawyer: DOWNGRADE. So sad now! He's an open wound and it's going to be dangerous. I think he whitened his teeth even more in the Season hiatus.
Kate: UPGRADE. She's doing what she does best: support staff work.
Juliet: UPGRADE - but I'm still really sick of watching you fall down that hole in the ground to your death, but not quite, but to then hit the bomb and then to not quite die, then to be rescued and die. Bye, Juliet. Maybe?
Jin & Sun: PERMAUPGRADE because I love them.
Jack: HOLDING. He's floundering, but at least he's not his overly-sure self that is committed to one course of action that screws everyone over every single time.
Sayid: HOLDING. What are you? Who are you? Are you going to kill us all?
Desmond/Charlie/Boone/Claire: UPGRADE. Hey, you're back - in an alternate universe at least...
** I made a pact with a dear friend of mine who promised she would watch The West Wing if I would start watching Lost again. I need to coordinate my thoughts, so I'm using this web space I have let go to the proverbial weeds to regroup. **
What did I learn?
- Locke is not Locke but is a physical manifestation of The Smoke Monster which is the non-corporal form of The Man In Black.
- OMG HIROYUKI SANADA IS NOW IN THE CAST OF LOST. There was an audible squeal of glee up in my house. For those of you didn't see The Last Samurai four times during finals week of your junior year in college in the same movie theater as now-NFL-quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, he played Ujio - right hand man to Samurai Leader Katsumoto and a man who beats the HELL out of Tom Cruise repeatedly (as we are all wont to do). Long story short, Sanada-san is awesome and it made the whole six seasons of craziness worth it.
He'll cut a bitch. (Or a Tom Cruise)
- The Temple has healing water.
- The healing water is broken? Or diluted somehow? When Sanada cut his and and dipped it in the water - it did not magically heal right away. This is probably because Jacob is "dead" (which I still don't buy 100%).
- The Smoke Monster has an ash aversion.
- There are two stories playing out, one where everything is reset and one where they're still stuck on the island in Present Day.
- The issue of fate is coming up again in the "back on O815" story. Things that happened to people on the island are still happening to the passengers. The Marshall still got hit in the same spot on his head - it was just by Kate in the bathroom this time. Jack still can't find his dad's body. Charlie says that Jack "should have let him die". Maybe it is all supposed to happen?
Did you notice?
- The hourglass at the Magic Water had light and dark sand in it?!?
- I bet the hourglass is 1 minute and eight seconds... or not.
- I'm bad at picking up subtle things in this show.
New Questions:
- The Man in the Dark Shirt can only be one dead person at a time, right?
- Since Sayid got up from the mat in his own body, does that mean that the water has to kill you to heal you?
- What is the water? Is it water? What does it do?
- Does Dark Shirt have an army? Or are the Temple People just fighting him as The Smoke Monster?
- Are the temple people a mixture of The Others (who had to hide there on Ben's orders) and other people that already lived there?
- Is the "back on the O815" story happening simultaneously or is it another time travel thing that plays out beforeafter the temple shenanigans?
Old Questions:
- Is there a reason that they buried so many 'stunned people' alive early on in the show? Can they be reanimated somehow?
- What's the name of the Man in the Dark Shirt?
- What is Jacob and the Man in the Dark Shirt?
- Why is is there so much Egyptian iconography? Did the island start out in the Nile?
- What's up with Team Ilana?
- Why does the island kill pregnant women? Is it because of the electromagnetism?
- Why doesn't Richard age?
- How did Richard et. al. get on the island?
- Does Ben have any redeaming qualities? Is he just a pawn?
- What do The Numbers mean?
- Why did Jacob have to touch the certain Losties at different parts of their lives?
- Is Locke perma- dead?
- Is there more significance to Ann Arbor where Dharma seems to have an HQ station?
- CLAIRE WHERE ARE YOU?
Theories at this point:
Paradise Lost plays into this some how. The title "Lost" really doesn't make sense for the show since they really haven't been lost so much as 'brought' to the island. Also the whole Light/Dark thing and the people buried in the caves with the light stone and the dark stone.
Upgrade/Downgrade:
Locke: DOWNGRADE. You're not even Locke - you're possessed with the dark side! o815 Locke was the Locke I knew and loved, but still, you can't recover from being the face of evil at the start of a season.
Hurley: UPGRADE. He's pulling himself together in Back on the Island World. He still gets freaked out, but is able to regroup much faster when visited by a spirit no one else can see.
Sawyer: DOWNGRADE. So sad now! He's an open wound and it's going to be dangerous. I think he whitened his teeth even more in the Season hiatus.
Kate: UPGRADE. She's doing what she does best: support staff work.
Juliet: UPGRADE - but I'm still really sick of watching you fall down that hole in the ground to your death, but not quite, but to then hit the bomb and then to not quite die, then to be rescued and die. Bye, Juliet. Maybe?
Jin & Sun: PERMAUPGRADE because I love them.
Jack: HOLDING. He's floundering, but at least he's not his overly-sure self that is committed to one course of action that screws everyone over every single time.
Sayid: HOLDING. What are you? Who are you? Are you going to kill us all?
Desmond/Charlie/Boone/Claire: UPGRADE. Hey, you're back - in an alternate universe at least...
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Cry Town - Population: You
An elderly veteran + a simple message of decency = can't get a hold of my emotions. Happy Ally Week, friends.
Monday, September 28, 2009
Jordan, Jesse, GO CHANGE YOUR SYNTAX
Sometime in early 2009, I became a full-blown Twitter user. While this is not something that any sane person would ever be proud of, these are the facts and I lay them at your mercy.*
Despite what you might believe, Twitter CAN be useful. It can help you track news event in real time, you get a liiiittle too close to the inner workings of politicians mind and, most importantly, it's a comedy one-liner's dream come true. Most of my favorite semi-famous comedy folks are on Twitter and are excellent aggregates of the work of other people in comedy.
One of my favorite living semi-lebrity/comedy mastermind is Mr. John Hodgman, who sadly most of you only know as "PC" from the Mac ads or possibly from the occasional Daily Show appearance. (There is more, and it would behoove you to check it out.) Being a big Hodgman fan, I always follow his recommendations and have been greatly reward.
One such reward has been the discovery has been the works of Jesse Thorn at www.maximumfun.org. Jesse is the host of the interview program The Sound of Young America, which is taped in his home and then syndicated to various NPR stations around the country. His interview style is relate-able, thoughtful and focused on the things that interest him: hip-hop, rap, comedy and design.
My favorite MaxFun program, however, is Jordan, Jesse, GO! a "freewheeling comedy podcast" co-hosted with Jesse's longtime friend Jordan Morris. It's hard to describe other than to say it's full of anecdotes and general nonsense. It's been so fun to listen through the show's archives (available for free on iTunes) and to look forward to a new installment every week or so.
One of the things that is difficult about being a fan of comedy while not actually being a creative person is that you can remember and repeat jokes without actually being funny. So many of the laughs that I get come from repeating jokes from a TV show, wherein the reference itself is funny but the line isn't. The same goes for my listening of JJGo. It has totally changed the way I speak in an attempt to get laughs out of people, espeically in a "networking"-ish social setting.
Being silly isn't en vouge anymore, which is probably why I love JJGo so much. A recurring joke between Jordan and Jesse is to discuss a topic, then totally derail the conversation by saying words that are related or even just sound like the topic at hand.
A good example of how much this has influced my day-to-day sentence structure is this conversation I had with my pal and fellow JJGo convert Erin via g-chat during lunch today. To wit:
(Context: we were talking about writing a screenplay around the character Bionic Brother, because my brother had a pin put in his pinky finger today)
Erin: I see a blockbuster in your future
Pretty ridiculous, right? And yet, it's almost verbatim what you would hear in a typical conversation between Jordan and Jesse during a podcast.
This leaves me conflicted, because on one hand I like to expand my comedy horizons and keep changin' it up. On the other hand, it points out how none of my humor is original and is a mediocre copy of another man's genius (remember that line from the 1994 Little Women?!). All it all, it leads me to being the "funny guy at the office" rather than "that amazingly funny person who we all know and love."
*I've been watching Showtime's The Tudors lately, and it has also affected the general style and rhythm of my speech.
Despite what you might believe, Twitter CAN be useful. It can help you track news event in real time, you get a liiiittle too close to the inner workings of politicians mind and, most importantly, it's a comedy one-liner's dream come true. Most of my favorite semi-famous comedy folks are on Twitter and are excellent aggregates of the work of other people in comedy.
One of my favorite living semi-lebrity/comedy mastermind is Mr. John Hodgman, who sadly most of you only know as "PC" from the Mac ads or possibly from the occasional Daily Show appearance. (There is more, and it would behoove you to check it out.) Being a big Hodgman fan, I always follow his recommendations and have been greatly reward.
One such reward has been the discovery has been the works of Jesse Thorn at www.maximumfun.org. Jesse is the host of the interview program The Sound of Young America, which is taped in his home and then syndicated to various NPR stations around the country. His interview style is relate-able, thoughtful and focused on the things that interest him: hip-hop, rap, comedy and design.
My favorite MaxFun program, however, is Jordan, Jesse, GO! a "freewheeling comedy podcast" co-hosted with Jesse's longtime friend Jordan Morris. It's hard to describe other than to say it's full of anecdotes and general nonsense. It's been so fun to listen through the show's archives (available for free on iTunes) and to look forward to a new installment every week or so.
One of the things that is difficult about being a fan of comedy while not actually being a creative person is that you can remember and repeat jokes without actually being funny. So many of the laughs that I get come from repeating jokes from a TV show, wherein the reference itself is funny but the line isn't. The same goes for my listening of JJGo. It has totally changed the way I speak in an attempt to get laughs out of people, espeically in a "networking"-ish social setting.
Being silly isn't en vouge anymore, which is probably why I love JJGo so much. A recurring joke between Jordan and Jesse is to discuss a topic, then totally derail the conversation by saying words that are related or even just sound like the topic at hand.
A good example of how much this has influced my day-to-day sentence structure is this conversation I had with my pal and fellow JJGo convert Erin via g-chat during lunch today. To wit:
(Context: we were talking about writing a screenplay around the character Bionic Brother, because my brother had a pin put in his pinky finger today)
Erin: I see a blockbuster in your future
me: well, there you go
Erin: you could make tens of dollars!!
me: pennies and pennies!
Erin: tuppence?
Erin: tuppence?
me: ha'penny? a guinea?
Erin: chocolate coin
me: oh, that's right. that's what I was thinking.
Pretty ridiculous, right? And yet, it's almost verbatim what you would hear in a typical conversation between Jordan and Jesse during a podcast.
This leaves me conflicted, because on one hand I like to expand my comedy horizons and keep changin' it up. On the other hand, it points out how none of my humor is original and is a mediocre copy of another man's genius (remember that line from the 1994 Little Women?!). All it all, it leads me to being the "funny guy at the office" rather than "that amazingly funny person who we all know and love."
*I've been watching Showtime's The Tudors lately, and it has also affected the general style and rhythm of my speech.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
My Favorite Things
Post it Note Stories has teamed up with my beloved Chicago Public Radio and animated a review from Sound Opinions. I've had the recent revelation that I'll never have good or cool taste in music, so I can admit I get about 1 in 10 references they make in this review. I don't even know the band they're reviewing, but I still can't resist the awesome:
Sound Opinions reviews The Fiery Furnaces new album I'M GOING AWAY from WBEZ on Vimeo.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
I give up!
This is the earliest known painting by Michelangelo. It's called the Torment of St. Anthony and he painted it when he was THIRTEEN YEARS OLD!Just another reason to feel like I'll never accomplish anything. Happy Thursday!
via BoingBoing
Oh, heeeey...
It's been a huge long time. I have been contributing to another "project" (which makes me sound like a pretentious a-hole. totally intentional) and just haven't made the time.
That being said, I recieved an amazing haiku from a friend about Rick Bayless that just needed to be shared with the three of you:
Rick Bayless, a haiku:
petite nerdy man
likes to wear pink and purple
i can support that
I can also support that he's a fellow anthropology nerd. Even the fact that he wears chokers doesn't phase me!
That being said, I recieved an amazing haiku from a friend about Rick Bayless that just needed to be shared with the three of you:
Rick Bayless, a haiku:
petite nerdy man
likes to wear pink and purple
i can support that
I can also support that he's a fellow anthropology nerd. Even the fact that he wears chokers doesn't phase me!
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